5PM
I was watching this show on Discovery channel about contraceptives throughout history. They said one of the oldest ones was in 3000 B.C. in Egypt, women used to use crocodile dung…And that’s where they got the term ‘I am gonna fuck the shit out of you’. You always wondered and now you know!
Hal Sparks (via youwillalwaysenduphere)(via fuckyeahqaf)
May132012
I secretly want the world to find my tumblr…. Just so they can see how awesome i am
11AM
Let’s examine this:
Miss is a word for a woman that has not been married.
Mrs. is an abbreviation of the word Mistress, used as a title for a woman that is married or widowed.
Ms. is a title used for a woman whose marital status is unknown or irrelevant (as in business).
The letters Ms. are not an abbreviation of a word, they are an amalgamation drawn from the letters of Miss and Mrs.
On the other hand, a man is just a mister (Mr.)
You see men don’t have to determine their sexual availability like women.
Laila Alsabahi
(It pisses me off endlessly when this is a required box I have to check when filling out things like job applications.)
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